To make a long story short, our annual Intervention Day shows featuring the oldies of Earth were so much more popular than our normal programming, we decided to make the format change permanent.

We do still have to make a buck, so our advertising is based solidly in 2050. You'd think this might sound weird until you hear the Rolling Stones' Satisfaction blasting from a Literix Suborbital cruising Rigel 6.

Who knew Earth Music would be such a hit?

To Our Earth Listeners:

This is bound to be a bit confusing. Think of the British Invasion in your musical history. Same deal, only your music—all of it, from every century—has taken the Galaxy by storm. So far the artists don't get to go out on screaming, sold-out tours, but we're working on it.

We're also working on a full-time streaming X-cast to feed our station orbiting Earth:2050 back to you in 2017, but the temporal problems are a bitch, so for now you'll have to make do with our podcasts.